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Why do women live longer than men?
Might as well just get it over with and ban men.
1. Because of stuff like this:
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2. And this:
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3. Because most men have no idea how to get from point A to point B:
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4. Or how to get dressed in the morning:
5. Because 8 out of 10 men have no idea how escalators work:
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Make that 9 out of 10:
6. Or how pools work:
7. Because men can’t even beat inanimate objects in a fight:
8. And they certainly cannot be trusted to wake up in the morning:
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